Total Medals Earned: 2,982 (From 428 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,720 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/14 (315/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Game completed
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Complete the game
Collect all 15 notes
Medals Earned: 10/20 (70/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
well! what it is!
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 7/9 (105/160 points)
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Watch the whole opening scene
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Medals Earned: 16/19 (320/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.