Total Medals Earned: 2,969 (From 426 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/480 points)
Complete a mission with the Perfect rating
Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission
You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission
Purchase 10 squads in a mission
Open a treasure chest
Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria
Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult
Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde
Control 7 obelisks at the same time
Complete the Icedales Cult campaign
Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission
Control 20 squads at the same time
Control 7 mines at the same time
Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission
Control 7 farms at the same time
Collect 3000 gold in a mission
Complete the Crimson Horde campaign
Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission
Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign
Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 7/40 (90/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the last present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 4/37 (30/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/455 points)
Kill Marty for the first time
Oops, the camera was not recording
Kill Marty 5 times
Killing Marty at 0.6 mph
Killing Marty at less than 44.0 mph
Win in 10 seconds
Win 5 times
Win in 9 seconds
Win in 8 seconds
Kill Marty 100 times
Kill marty at 87.5 mph
Kill Marty 25 times
Win 25 times
Win in 7 seconds
Win in 5 seconds
Win 100 times
Win in 6 seconds
Kill Marty 500 times
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Equip an item in each team slot
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.